• person: but if you're asexual AND aromantic, what DO you like?
  • me: money
  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

robinboys:

i want enough comics where i can build a fort out of them and live in it

Overheard at AnimeNEXT
  • Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
  • (Legolas cosplayer scouts around the area)
  • Legolas cosplayer: Nerds.
Teacher never cared for me
Preacher said a prayer for me
God help the girl,
she needs all the help she can get
God Help the Girl (2014) (trailer)

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.